Top 7 Haunted House (Paranormal) Detection and Deterrent Products

Oct 31 • News • 7607

We all know the many ways a house can become haunted – buried on top of an Indian burial ground,  a ghost latches onto you and follows you into your abode, you watch a video of a girl coming out of a well, you say Candyman 3 times in the mirror.  All pretty standard.  But, what can be done?  Is there a way to detect the poltergeist before it pulls you into a TV?  With our list of top 7 paranormal detection and hunting products not only do we guarantee that you will be able to detect any aberration that is terrorizing your home, you will also be able follow its patterns and figure out the best way to avoid and potentially rid yourself of it.

 

 

 

7) Mace View SQ40 & 4CAM Security Kit

Smile for the camera demon!  The more cameras the better.  That is why having this 4 camera system to spread throughout a large house, especially one with a basement is so key.  With the DVR system that comes with it as well, you will never miss a second of potentially lifesaving footage.  Plus you get the added benefit of getting a ton of hits on YouTube for capturing a rabid poltergeist.

 

 

6) US Night Vision 360 Thermal Vision Acquisition Camera

So, you suspect it’s a ghost or demon that has inhabited your house.  Ghosts have been known to leave hot and cold spots throughout the areas they’ve been frequenting.  That is why it is so important to track thermal “signatures” and see exactly where the action is taking place.   The thermal vision camera will be sure to track any movement visually or thermally and allow you to see who or what has been creating all of that mischief.

 

 

5) Armasight Sirius QS MG Multi-Purpose NV Monocular

Sure if you want to look cool you wear your sunglasses at night, but if you want to get the drop on paranormal beings you will want the most advanced night vision that is on the market.  Not only does this night vision provide you with almost perfect night site, it also fits snugly on you head so both hands can be free for fighting and defending.

 

 

4) Motorola Talkabout MR350TPR Walkie-Talkie Triple Pack

If you’ve seen any horror movies in the last 10 years then you know cellphones cannot be counted on in a time of desperation.  Make sure you have solid secure communication with those you are working with.  Even if you get stuck out in the forest and the Blair witch is nipping at your heels you’ll be able to call for back up more than 15 miles away.

 

 

3) Secur Dynamo High Power USB Emergency Spotlight/Lantern

Sure a lantern might not be necessary but this lantern isn’t any ordinary run of the mill hang it by your cabin post lantern.  This baby has a super high output to light an entire room, to shed a spot light behind a couch where a little talking doll might be hiding, or under a mattress where an old undead cat is waiting to pounce.

 

 

2) Forensics Source Uv Handheld Magnifier

A big part of tracking the paranormal is finding bits of forensics evidence around the dwelling.  The UV Handheld Magnifier is a perfect instrument for this.  You will be able to pick up the most minute blood marks to the gooeyist slime trails left behind.

 

 

 

1) JUGS Yamaha EF1000iS Portable Generator

A back up portable generator will ensure a source of electricity anywhere you decide to hold up.  A creepy log cabin – instant electricity, a dark dank cellar – instant electricity, a child’s room with a doll with a spinning head – instant electricity.  So, you can see how important having an easy to transport generator is for your survival.

 

 

 

Honorable Mentions:

Luminox F-117 Nighthawk Black Watch

Make sure you know the time and that you can trust the watch that you use – because it is a proven fact that ghosts are more likely to come out after midnight, you need to make sure you have a reliable and illuminated watch at all times.

 

Goal Zero Yeti 1250 Solar Generator Kit w/ Solar Panels

How many times has the power went out in the movie Friday the 13^th?  Approximately 73 times.  Unfortunately for the poor souls staying at crystal lake camp that summer they did not have a generator.  Better yet they didn’t have a generator that ran on solar polar, so running out of fuel is not a problem.

Solar Generator

 

 

5.11 Tactical Sar H6 Headlamp 53192-999-1

A hands free headlamp saves you from being without illumination if you drop your flashlight when you are in a panic after a lady with an old wedding dress comes floating down the hall way after you.  Keep from bumping into your shoe tree and other furniture that will hinder your escape.

 

Forensics Source UV Handheld Magnifier Amber Science Portable Conductivity Meter

Conductivity is a key measure of the strength of the aberration that is haunting you.  The higher the conductivity level the stronger the entity.  If you have a ghost hunting partner, one of you should be carrying this at all times.  You have to know what you are dealing with to know the measures that you must take.

 

 

Hobbit Illuminated Staff of the Wizard Gandalf

If Gandalf’s staff is good enough to fend off the veracious orcs of the dark one, then it will certainly be good enough to blast any pesky ghosts into oblivion.

 

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The Best 9 Products To Keep You From Getting Eaten By a Werewolf

Oct 30 • News • 25120

Some ideas people have of Werewolves have been skewed by the fantastic cult classics Teen Wolf 1, and Teen Wolf 2.  Unfortunately, the Werewolves that are part of the real world don’t play on high school basketball teams and surf on top of vans.  They are veracious carnivores looking to devour anything in its tracks and you need the tools to deal with these ultimate predators.

 

 

9)  Lyman Mag 25 Digital Melting Furnace

First things first when battling a werewolf, SILVER BULLETS.  There is no known other way to permanently defeat this foe without them.  Unfortunately, you can’t just go down to your local 7-11 and pick up a handful them, and you can’t trust eBay for something so crucial.  No, you must forge your own.  Use grandma’s jewelry, your kids coin collection, anything with silver and melt it into the perfect Werewolf stopper.

 

 

8) ATN BinoX THD Thermal Binocular w/Smartphone Control

Scout out the forest, the dense city blocks, and the dark alley way with the THD Thermal Binocular.  Record video and capture photos directly to your micro SD card so you can prove to your friends and authorities that you aren’t going insane.

 

 

7) Armasight Clip On Mini Night Vision Unit, Gen3 Ghost

Long ago are the days when a Werewolf hunter only had a small one shot Dillinger or bolt action 22 where they were scrambling and fumbling to constantly reload and aim that one shot perfectly.  You now have a high capacity, long range AR15 at your disposal.  For this great rifle you need a great night vision unit to be able to operate in the dark, because when have you ever seen a werewolf in the day time?

 

 

6) FLIR Systems MD-625 Heat Seeking Night Vision Camera

If it’s one thing a Werewolf is sure to give off, other than the stink of week old Taco Bell meat, it’s a lot of rage heat, and this heat is perfectly picked up by the heat seeking night vision camera by FLIR.  Place this in your backyard and will be sure to detect and display any tiny differences in heat, not light.  So, even if no light is available or there’s too much light the camera will display clear infrared imagery.  Whether it’s your neighbor’s annoying Chihuahua or an eight feet tall Sasquatch you’ll detect it instantly.

 

 

5) FoxFury Sunbolt Riot LED Vehicle and Security Searchlight 200-1800

Attach this blinding LED Searchlight to the front of your car or to the side of any structure and blast the unaware animal-human with a disorienting 12,000 lumen CREE LED, and if you really want to mess up its day, use the disorienting turbo-strobe.

 

 

4)  Damascus Protective Gear Flexforce Modular Hard Shell Crowd Control System

Stronger and tougher than a 3 month old piece of beef jerky that has been sitting behind your couch – this full body protection guarantees supreme protection during close encounter battles with the razor sharp teeth and claws of the Werewolf.  This armor is also ultra-light – allowing for nimble counter-strikes with your many weapons.

 

 

3) Armor Express Raider 3a Shield With Viewport

The 300 Spartans that took on the hundreds of thousands of the Persian Empire did so with round metal discs of shields – and at least according to the movie, they did pretty ok.  Now imagine if they had the Armor Express Raider, not only would you be able to trounce a Persian hoard, but stopping a Werewolf from sinking its teeth into you shouldn’t be a problem.

 

2) Tru-Spec Killer Camo Camosystems™ Killer Camo Ultra-lite Netting 100% Nomex

This camo doubles as both a cover for the trap hole you have dug and also as an invisibility cloak for you to avoid detection, making you become the hunter instead of the hunted.

 

 

1) iHunt Hunting Ultimate Game Call w/ App & Bluetooth Speaker Combo

Being part man and part wolf gives the monster half of the instincts of each.  You can easily use those wolf instincts to your advantage with the Ultimate Game Call.  Where a human might be enticed by a double espresso latte, the wolf part will be drawn to the call of a weak rabbit as delicious meal.  Get the drop on it with a combination of your camo net and game call.

 

 

Honorable Mentions:

Condor Tool and Knife Double Bit Throwing Axe

Guns jam and silver bullets fall to the ground, in a panic you need to buy yourself some time – that’s where the double sided throwing axe comes in.  Lop off a limb, chop some fingers – they grow back but will delay the Werewolf’s attack.  With a blade made from 1075 high carbon steel it is virtually indestructible and will retain its chopping edge for a long time to come.

 

 

Aker Leather Aker – 570 Snap-on Mace Case

Mace might not seem to be the strongest of tools to use against a 350lb beast that is pure solid muscle, but the general rule for mace is if it has eyes then it can be blinded.  Temporarily take out the Werewolf’s most valuable sensory organ, and it may buy you some time in close quarters combat to attack with impunity.

 

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Top 10 Vampire Hunting and Protection Gear

Oct 27 • News • 16585

There’s one last chance to stop the Vampire hordes that have taken over your city, you’re held up in a local shopping mall and you just realized the Cinnabon’s closed – now you’ve had enough– now you’re out for vengeance.

Luckily OpticsPlanet has the right Top 10 products for Vampire Hunting and Protection for you to save your town, the human race, and the Cinnabon – and will it be shipped to you within 2 days for Free for speedy help.  These products help the Hunted become the Hunter.

 

 

 

10) Armasight NYX-7 Gen 2+ Night Vision Goggles, Standard Definition

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Using thermal scopes will be a blank screen going against something that is already dead.  That is why Armasight Night Vision Goggles are perfect to zone in on the preternatural.

Built for both comfort and high mobility, these goggles have a built-in infrared illuminator that gives you clear vision even with areas that have zero light.  The versatility of these will also be a key factor in vamp detection; they can be hand-held, head-mounted, or helmet-mounted.

 

 

9) Lumenok Crossbow Bolt Ends Red Crescent Easton Carbon

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In case you miss the target, tracking your arrow and your prey at the same time can be key.  These lights on the end of your arrow allow you to do just that.  Track down that solitary blinking light into the woods and finish the job you started.

Lumenok Crossbow Bolt Ends Red Crescent Easton Carbon

 

8) SKB Cases ATA Crossbow Case w/ Wheels

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Your crossbow is one of the only allies you have left and you need to make sure it is well taken care of to assure the perfect shot every time.  The SKB Cases ATA Crossbow Case is virtually indestructible from monster attack – including:  evil leprechauns, alien clowns, vampires, and many more.  So rest assured that your bow is in good hands.

One last thing that makes this case perfect, is in case of a vampire attack in an airport you have wheels on the bottom to run down the walking escalator past all of the tourists with Hawaiian shirts and blue blockers on.

 

 

 

7) Trijicon AccuPin Bow Sight, Green

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A shot to the heart is no easy task, a shot to the heart of an undead monster with super human strength and speed is even tougher.  That is why we have included the perfect Crossbow sight for the perfect shot.

With a combination of fiber optic and tritium illumination, and an aiming point that actually points to your target instead of obstructing it – with a little practice – you will be sure to hit the heart (pun intended) of your target every time.

 

 

6) Stansport Rubber Tent Peg Mallet + Vargo Aluminum Summit Stake

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A stake through the heart is the most common defense ever devised against Vampires.  Use this reusable metal spike over and over again to defeat your foes.  The mallet adds a sound dampening effect so you will be sure not to wake the neighbors.

 

 

 

5) Water Sports Wrist Waterballoon Launcher

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Holy water has been known for centuries as a capable deterrent of the Undead, what better way to deliver this vampire stopper than a long-range mega blast from a water balloon sling shot.  Won’t that vampire be shocked when that rubber orb explodes skin melting H2O onto its face.

 

 

4) River’s Edge Hand-Painted Poly Resin Cross

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There are 4 things that are known to stop a vampire in its tracks, garlic, holy water, a stake to the heart and a cross.  This cross is built from poly resin so it is sure to hold up to the test of supernatural battle.  Be sure to give any Vampire a pounding headache with this weapon that has been used for a millennium.

 

 

3) FoxFury Rook MD3 White & UV Light LED Flashlight

https://www.opticsplanet.com/foxfury-rook-md3-white-uv-light-led-flashlight.html

Besides Mama’s Torios Garlic Pasta Sauce a Vampire’s worst enemy is the sun.  What better weapon is there then to have the sun in your pocket.

Blast the monster with 130 lumens of this almost indestructible UV flashlight – it is waterproof, fire/impact resistant and made of aircraft aluminum.  And, as the UV light is burning its skin, you can use the strike bezel to rain blows upon the vampire’s head.

 

 

2) Eberlestock Secret Weapon Pack

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Nothing will make your heart drop faster than losing your stash of weapons and supplies – and your heart probably won’t be the only thing in trouble.

 

 

1) Monadnock Centurion™ Kevlar® Neck Protection

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Granted a Vampire can bite you anywhere and turn you into its undead friend, but chances are it will be going for the neck.  Make sure your neck is virtually impenetrable with Kevlar neck protection.  (Also helps with hickies)

 

Honorable Mentions:

TenPoint Crossbow Technologies ACU-draw Cocking Device

https://www.opticsplanet.com/tenpoint-crossbow-technologies-acu-draw-cocking-device.html

Rapid cocking of your crossbow can be a long and cumbersome affair.  Reduce the fatigue factor by nearly 60% and save your strength so the constant onslaught of the undead don’t wear out your physical stamina.

 

 

Barnett Crossbows Crossbow Replacement Cables

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Do racers ride in the tour DE France without an extra inner tube, no. The same goes for the higher stakes game of Vampire hunting, you must have replacement cables in case of a blowout.  You can’t afford to lose your main weapon in the fight against evil.

 

 

Barnett Crossbows Lubewax for Crossbow Strings

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Used for an ultra smooth and accurate shot this Lube is used for lubricating the crossbow barrel to reduce friction and increase velocity to make sure the arrow blasts through the heart true and fast.

 

 

5.11 VTAC LBE Vest – MOLLE Tactical Vest

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Make carrying your garlic, crosses, stakes, arrows, holy water, and more a no brainer.  With this vest you will have easy access to every Vampire defense you can get your hands on.

 

 

BlackHawk Tactical Omega Elite Dump Pouch

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Gain easy and quick access to your most important small contraband and weaponry through the Omega Elite Dump Pouch.  Straps easily onto your leg so it will not take up excess room on your body.

 

 

First Tactical Padded Knuckle Glove

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The most dangerous thing about punching something in the head is not messing up your manicure, it’s breaking your knuckles.  Be sure to keep your hands nimble and unbroken when taking a swing at a Vampire – you’re going to need them for more important attacks.

 

 

 

5.11 HRT Titanium Watch

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Knowing when sunset and sunrise arrive is probably the most important factor in life and death.  Having a powerful, and reliable glow in the dark watch will give you the edge you need to prepare for the coming onslaught.

 

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